Friday, December 26, 2008

Q & A - What is the definition of wussy?

QUESTION: I have been talking to this girl for about a monthnow and I find myself falling in love with hereverytime we see each other (every Tuesday Night).She recently told me that she didn't want to dateme yet, because she would hurt me. She also saidthat if it is meant to happen it will, and that weshouldn't force it. My question is how do I gether to realize that it is meant, and that weshould push it, and how do I prove to her shewon't hurt me?

Sincerely, -J.K.>>>

MY COMMENTS: Well, I'd say that the FIRST thing you shoulddo is grab a piece of paper and a pen, and walkinto the bathroom right now. Turn on the light. On the piece of paper I want you to write theword "YSSUW" on it. I know, it doesn't makesense... but do it anyway. Now, hold the piece of paper in front of you,so it's facing the mirror... almost as if it's aCAPTION for YOUR FACE. Look at yourself in the mirror. Let that settle in for a minute. Now that you have a clear picture of what aWUSSY looks like, move on to a more advancedmaneuver. Carefully take your right hand, and raise it upnext to your face. Hold it about 12 inches away. Now firmly BITCH SLAP yourself with it. Repeat until the Wuss has been slapped out ofyou... Dude, duuuuuude. You are SOOO missing the point here. She does not want a guy who will prove to herthat she won't hurt him. She doesn't want to bewith you because you're acting like a WUSSBAG. Women aren't attracted to girly-men. Girly-men freak women out. Women RUN from girly-men. The answer is for you to start acting like aMAN... and stop acting like a GIRL. You need to get yourself a copy of my AdvancedDating Techniques Program immediately. This is an emergency. Do it. www.dontbeawuss.com

1 comment:

  1. ((laughs as she reads)

    "Turn on the light. On the piece of paper I want you to write the word "YSSUW" on it."

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